Sober on a Friday night

A couple of drinks on a Friday night would be so nice, but it isn't in the cards for the sober guy.

Beer and a Burger

That sure sounds good. Guess the burger will have to suffice.

Happy hour

"Hey, let's grab a drink after work tonight!"
"That's okay, ordering water at the bar doesn't have that much appeal."

Still sober

"A glass of wine sir?"
"Sorry, not for me...it's a long story"

So Sober

I'm so sober. Can't drink. So sober indeed.